As bright and magical as James "The Beard" Harden's PF game
With Beardmania sweeping the nation following the Rockets' title on the back of James Harden's stellar Finals performance, the superstar player announced his latest endorsement - James Harden Sour Brite Weird Beard Gummis manufactured by confectionery company Trolli. Featuring multicolored images of Harden's face and famous beard, shoppers at a Las Vegas 7-11 commented that the gummis tasted sweet with just a hint of sour, and the bags flew off the shelves in the two weeks since they were first put up (Editor's Note: This actually happened. I've been tracking it at my local 7-11.
Harden himself commented that the Beards are "sweet like my game, with just that satisfying bit of sourness like the Pistons who are all mad that we Buffalo Billsed them again. Haters gonna hate my everywhere game, but ladies love munching my beard."
The perennial MVP candidate also told reporters that he's launching a rap career as LL Cool B (Ladies Love Cool Beard). His first single will be "One Beard To Rule Them All", and is scheduled for release at the start of the CSL regular season.
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