The gang gives their opinion on this seasons award winners.
Butthead : uhhhh like I think we have to give an opinion on basketball Beavis.
Beavis : Yeah...it's a ball that goes in baskets. Like baby Jesus in that movie the 10 Commodes.
Butthead : You ass munch, Jesus was in a basket but it was the 10 Commandments
Beavis : Oh yeah...
Butthead : So like let's get started so we can finish and go watch MTV.
MVP
Butthead : Beavis, you don't have hair on your nads...you are not a true man yet.
Beavis : Yes I do! I have a nad that looks like the MVP.
Butthead : How does he even play. What team is the Sweatin?
Beavis : I am the MVP! Look at my nads
Butthead : (Kicks Beavis in the crotch) Put that away you tool.
Beavis : Ahhh! Now the MVP is going on the injured list!
Butthead : I think your hand is on the injured list from too much time with your MVP.
DPOY
Butthead : Uhhhh, I think it's what they speak in Florida.
Beavis : Uhhh can you like use it in a sentence please?
Butthead : When Major Woody DPOYs Private Parts to the front line.
Beavis : hehehehe you said Major Woody!
Butthead : He can DPOY your MVP nad too.
Beavis : What is this award for?
Butthead : I think it means you move a lot. OK Your White must move a lot and stop people
Beavis : Oh yeah...he DPOYs on the court thing.
Rookie of the Year
Beavis : Umm yes, I'll take a 20 piece please with buffalo sauce.
Butthead : No you dumb ass, he doesn't work at McDonalds.
Beavis : But you said Nuggets Butthead.
Butthead : He's the Rookie of the Year for the Nuggets
Beavis : I thought rookies started with emptying the trash then you made fries.
Butthead : Beavis, the Nuggets are a basketball team in that mile high place.
Beavis : There is a McDonalds a mile high?
Butthead : Let's just move on you fart knocker.
Most Improved Player
Beavis : ohhhmmm ohhhmmm
Butthead : What are you doing Beavis!
Beavis : They like that noise.
Butthead : How do you know what they like! All you know is how to spank your monkey.
Beavis : The path to enlightenment is first sought from within.
Butthead : WOAH! Beavis, you are like a monk.
Beavis : Yeah, it must be all the spanking of my monkey I do!
Butthead : he he he he he
6th Man of the Year
Beavis : What!
Butthead : Uhhhh hey baby, like do you want to score?
Beavis : Were smooth
Butthead : Like your nads.
Beavis : You mean my MVPs.
Butthead : You monkey spank, we need to be more like Klay.
Beavis : Yeah...melt in your mouth not in your hands.
Butthead : That's M&M's dumbass. Klay is the guy who was that hot chicks 6th man of the year.
Beavis : They have an award for the 6th guy to nail a prostitute?
Butthead : You dingleberry, you better hope they have a 400th man so you can win an award.
Beavis : I am the great Cornholio!
GM of the Year
Beavis : Fire! Fire! Fire!
Butthead : Woah Beavis, I think this guy is your dad.
Beavis : Fire rules!
Butthead : Put your lighter away Beavis. This guy was the Good Moves guy.
Beavis : I thought GM was another word from Florida.
Butthead : No, it's a monogram, where it means something.
Beavis : What does it mean?
Butthead : Good Moves butt nut.
Beavis : What is good moves?
Butthead : If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back, your a dumbass.
Beavis : I still think fire is better.
Coach of the Year
Beavis : Why? Didn't he win an award?
Butthead : Maybe he lives at that house where you watch that girl through the window.
Beavis : I think she wants to see my MVP.
Butthead : Beavis, you would need that thing in science they look at stuff with to see your MVP.
Beavis : So what does a coach do?
Butthead : They like tell the players when they can play and stuff.
Beavis : They are like the principal in the game?
Butthead : Each team has one.
Beavis : So this flaming homer guy won best good moves and coach?
Butthead : Yeah, he's like a God or something.
Beavis : Maybe he can make our wieners the biggest in the world.
Butthead : he he he he he he
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So I was the only person who didn't get in my awards voting so I wanted to try and do a little extra. For many of you, Beavis and Butthead may be a cartoon you never experienced. If you haven't go back and watch some on youtube and let your brain rot a little.
