The Beard You Never Knew You Needed
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The Beard You Never Knew You Needed
Harden Weird Beard Sour Gummis The Hot New Treat
As bright and magical as James "The Beard" Harden's PF game
With Beardmania sweeping the nation following the Rockets' title on the back of James Harden's stellar Finals performance, the superstar player announced his latest endorsement - James Harden Sour Brite Weird Beard Gummis manufactured by confectionery company Trolli. Featuring multicolored images of Harden's face and famous beard, shoppers at a Las Vegas 7-11 commented that the gummis tasted sweet with just a hint of sour, and the bags flew off the shelves in the two weeks since they were first put up (Editor's Note: This actually happened. I've been tracking it at my local 7-11.
Harden himself commented that the Beards are "sweet like my game, with just that satisfying bit of sourness like the Pistons who are all mad that we Buffalo Billsed them again. Haters gonna hate my everywhere game, but ladies love munching my beard."
The perennial MVP candidate also told reporters that he's launching a rap career as LL Cool B (Ladies Love Cool Beard). His first single will be "One Beard To Rule Them All", and is scheduled for release at the start of the CSL regular season.
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As bright and magical as James "The Beard" Harden's PF game
With Beardmania sweeping the nation following the Rockets' title on the back of James Harden's stellar Finals performance, the superstar player announced his latest endorsement - James Harden Sour Brite Weird Beard Gummis manufactured by confectionery company Trolli. Featuring multicolored images of Harden's face and famous beard, shoppers at a Las Vegas 7-11 commented that the gummis tasted sweet with just a hint of sour, and the bags flew off the shelves in the two weeks since they were first put up (Editor's Note: This actually happened. I've been tracking it at my local 7-11.
Harden himself commented that the Beards are "sweet like my game, with just that satisfying bit of sourness like the Pistons who are all mad that we Buffalo Billsed them again. Haters gonna hate my everywhere game, but ladies love munching my beard."
The perennial MVP candidate also told reporters that he's launching a rap career as LL Cool B (Ladies Love Cool Beard). His first single will be "One Beard To Rule Them All", and is scheduled for release at the start of the CSL regular season.
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I think Otto, Rose, and Kemba need these photoshopped onto them in the banner
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Man steph needs to grow a beard so he can win mvp too hahaha
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Where did you find that?!?
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Hahahahaha
Enough beards in this league with that banner!
Time for Rose to show his real MVP level.
Enough beards in this league with that banner!
Time for Rose to show his real MVP level.
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7-11 by UNLV here in Vegas.Rizzo wrote:Where did you find that?!?
Might want to see if your local 7-11 has it.
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LOLemplep7 wrote:Harden can suck it with his pubic hair beard.
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Lol Harden is bigtime
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Gold.emplep7 wrote:Harden can suck it with his pubic hair beard.
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Hope they sell them in Estonia soon!
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