This roughly translates to:Quack, quack. Quack quack quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!
Paul George had this to say for himself:We welcome Paul George to the New Orleans Pelicans, and we will work to make him thrive with Anthony Davis!
The Pelicans team look to each other, confused. They had not a clue what was about to happen.First of all, I want to thank the Dallas Mavericks for everything they have done for me. If I had social media, I would write a paragraph. Now, I want to thank Death Row Records, they have made the signing a very easy choice for me. Among having my life threatened similar to Tupac Shakur and allowing me to record "sick fire beats" in their studio, I have had the luxury to have an extremely easy free agency.
Moving on to the New Orleans Pelicans...
Paul George continues:
As the room of reporters stand in shock, Paul George was quickly escorted out by a security team. Coincidentally, this was the same security team that led out the now New Orleans Paul George's GM out of the press conference room earlier in the season.With the signing of Paul George, the official team name of the New Orleans Pelicans is now the New Orleans Paul George's. We will move forward with this official change shortly. Let it be known that I want my face as the logo. My face on the hardwood floor. My face on the stands. My face on the cheerleaders. My face... on the ball.